Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Science explains Amy Winehouse's face

Oxegen bound, collapsing doll dancing Amy Winehouse (left) has been diagnosed with the comtagious condition impetigo. Here's a scientific definition of the disease:

"Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. The disease is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people."

Wow. What a classy, healthy lady to be around. Wonder if Paddy Power are giving odds on her not showing up at that other scabby skin fest in July?


Anonymous said...

Slash is such the classy lady. Maybe he would let me scratch something for him???

Anonymous said...

lol what does impetigo and amy winehouse have to do with slash?